And another one gone, another one gone, another one bites the dust

It's official: hardcore evidence that Paris Hilton hates black people! According to the article, she also "puts down Jews and other minorities, too". Does the hate ever end? All this gossip care of the man behind the Mischa, oil heir Brandon Davis. So what publication does he turn to w/ his story? The National Enquirer. Yep, just one step above The Weekly World News and one below In Touch, the same magazine that outed the New Kids and broke my heart many years ago.

Moving on (I don't think anything Brandon Davis has to say warrants an in depth discussion), but still speaking of Hilton...the one who's not Paris- some things just weren't meant to be. Three signs that this wasn't going to work:
1) You got married in Vegas.
2) Bijou Phillips was in your wedding party.
3) Your sister is a whore (both media and in the usual sense)*
*Doesn't necessarily have anything to do w/ your marriage, but is just a strike against you in general

Looks like Kirsten D's next film might be something along the lines of Dunst Gone Wild, to be distributed via the internet. I kid of course, but seriously KD, what are you thinking hanging around that goon (that's right, I said goon) Rick Soloman? He's no good, baby. Oh wait, why do I care? I hate you.

And in Jake G. news- he attended the R.E.M. concert last night. I wasn't there, but someone I know saw him and relayed the info back to me. I sighed w/ regret that I'm not enough of an R.E.M. fan to actually attend their concert- this could have been the moment we locked eyes and he said, "Stop following me".. I mean, "I love you."

I burned a copy of the new Rilo Kiley album. Love it. Want to make out w/ Jenny Lewis. And possibly other band members, if they'd be up for it.
R.